A Love Story That Grows on You
Meet Petey
A love story?
You better believe it!
Our love story might read as,
‘Woman Laughs at
Husband’s Penis for 38 Years'
because it’s true!
Like the kid who passed
love notes
in class, drawing PETEY
has been the
secret ingredient to my
love’s heart since 1983!
Thirty-eight years
(and two kids later),
PETEY continues to be HUGE
in our quirky love story.
PETEY may be a penis,
but he’s one of the funniest,
cutest, and most innocent
characters you will ever know.
Goofy without being sexual, sweet
without being risqué,
PETEY will make you smile
despite your best efforts!
Being a male cartoon appendage,
PETEY faces life’s challenges
HEAD ON! It isn’t always easy, but this humorous character seems to fit
in the most hilarious places.
PETEY’s adventures take him
and his two buddies
(who are a couple of nuts),
through airport security,
skiing the Alps,
living his superhero dreams,
and exploring a world full of wonder!
